Meri even went so far as to post a picture! A really BIG picture.
But before we get to that, there's been another important development on the Brown Tweet front.
Now ya'll better sit down for this, because after an almost one month absence, CHRISTINE TWEETS!
Now this is verrry interesting.
On Feb 14, our very own 'Amused' commented:
As for the hunt for Christine....
That poor woman looked like she was unraveling at the end of last season. So who knows what is going on with her.
But it does seem that whenever there are posts here questioning certain lacks/flaws in the Kody World image, they do then pick up the ball. So perhaps Christine will resurface soon.
And guess what happened? The Browns, particularly that major Lothario of a man named Kody, made sure they tweeted and Facebooked about their wonderful Valentine's Day.
And voila! CHRISTINE TWEETED!
I'm getting all goose bumpy all over my body! Cynical Jinx just told me to get a grip and write.
So let's take a look, shall we?
What a nice wish for everyone. But I'm confused, are those 9 Valentines you are shopping for, or 9 Valentines you received? And of course you love it - for a woman who practices keeping their honeymoon alive and loves being the center of attention, Valentine's Day must be the high point of the year. Still shopping, I see. Hey did you pick up anything nice at Victoria's Secret? Just asking...
Now, if you read between the lines, this is what I believe Robyn is saying: " You jerk! You mean to tell me you couldn't think of FOUR DIFFERENT things to give me, I mean, to give to your wives? You cheap BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP! I'm calling Janelle for Phil Varone's number! He's a real rockstar, you jerk!"
Well, let's take an intervention...I mean intermission and see what Meri had to say earlier this week.
So Meri, was this your subtle way of saying Sunday was Kody's day with you? Just saying....
Ah.....l'Amour, l'Amour! But a little over the top with the bouquet praising. I mean it's a damn vase of flowers that's gonna dry up in a couple of days. Kody's flush with dough, he should be giving his LEGAL wife something a little more substantial than flowers. I'm thinking white, hard and brilliant in a tasteful setting (or settings if earrings).
Oh yeah, here's a small pic of the bouquet.
There's a single yellow rose in the center of the bouquet. I betcha each wife probably had a different colored rose in the center of her bouquet.
I don't know, but I'm thinking Joe Darger's Themed Polygamist Valentine's Day
But let's check on Janelle. What do you think Janelle?
OUCH! Maybe she hadn't received her 'beautiful' bouquet yet...but leave it to Janelle to keep it real.
And what does the big dawg have to say?
Say what? Fun surprises probably means Robyn going ballistic her sisterwives also got bouquets. Let's hope this Hileah person was the floral arranger and not Kody's next prospective wife. And I don't even want to think about chaos, let alone "Brown chaos". Hopefully he didn't keep the children out of school for it.
And now, what you have been waiting for...
CHRISTINE TWEETS !
....Alrighty then... I.am.speechless.
Well, that was kind of a letdown. So, let's take a look at what I'm calling the Cricket Corner.
This Corner is where all those tweets from fans wanting to know about the next season go. The Browns for some reason are keeping mum about the next season. So any fan that tweets them for info, are sent to the Cricket Corner, where all they hear are the chirping of crickets - forever...
chirp...chirp....chirp...
chirp...chirp...
Oh noes! Robyn sent these fans to the Cricket Corner!! Bad fan, bad fan!
Good questions, ladies. Maybe you'll get a private tweet from Robyn with the answers! Considering they get a gazillion questions a day, you'd think that a public answer to one fan's query could prevent 100 other fans from needing to ask the same question.
But maybe that's part of the Brown Chaos...
Well that's all for now. And remember...
I Scour the Internet, so You Don't Have To !!
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