I Scour the Internet 1/5/12: New Year Tweets from the Adults!

Now that Aspyngate is behind us, I was worried the adult Browns and Kody (yes, that was intentional) would go to private tweeting, denying us "Tweet Voyeurs" an opportunity to analyze and let's face it, have some fun with their "fan"  tweets.

Kody must have heard me. Thank you for not disappointing us!

But first, an observation. I was watching Terminator 3: The Rise of the Machines today. One thing I noticed was the car! The female terminator was driving  a Kodster Roadster! Yes, it was a Lexus convertible just like the one Kody has! So I have solved the mystery of Kody's psyche - he saw the movie, wanted the girl but had to settle for the Lexus! A Lexus SC430 to be exact, Sixty THOUSAND clamanators new. Makes sense why he calls his car his 5th wife...or was that his hair?

ANYWAY, let's just hope he doesn't aspire to be a Governator anytime soon!

As noted by many surprised (and may I add, dismayed) residents of the Metropolitan Phoenix area, Kody was sighted by shoppers doing his shopping thang in a Marshall's in Mesa AND a Kmart in Phoenix. The surrounding cities and neighborhoods of Scottsdale, Paradise Valley, Carefree, Fountain Hills, Tempe, Glendale, Peoria, Anthem, Ahwatukee, Sun City, and Litchfield Park all let out a collective sigh of relief (if I missed naming your city give me a call out!).

Hey Kody's Ladies! Daddy's coming home with some GIFTS for you!

But we now learn WHY Kody was passing through the Grand Canyon state. You see, well, let me have the Kodster explain for himself:

New company car?!? ARE YOU SERIOUS? So Kody, are you telling your fans that for reaching  SENIOR DIRECTOR level at LIV! International (don't forget Global Operation Detox) you qualified for a COMPANY CAR? And if that was the case, couldn't LIV! have found a LOCAL car dealership to have you pick your car up rather than have you put needless miles driving cross country? Or is this a company car for Fundamental Fitness? In either case, unless that car is a 1990 Toyota Corolla (which I seriously doubt) there is WAY too much  conspicuous consumption being displayed. Oh yeah, it's a COMPANY car...Right...

One Question...Who will now be driving the Lexus?

On the subject of Robyn - she tweets the following about her bundle of Brown joy!

And I'm sure at one year he'll be reciting the Gettysburg Address.


Oh no! Look what happened while Kody was away!

But why would Logan get grounded for injuring his knee? Is this a normal Brown punishment for getting hurt?

Thanks for the clarification, Janelle! Okay guys, you can put down those 'FREE LOGAN' signs now.

What a difference a few days will make. As Kody tweets:

And Meri adds:

Awwww....how sweet! Must be Meri's night with the Kodster. Or she's lobbying for Kody's Lexus....

Well, that's all for now! Remember, I Scour the Internet - So You Don't Have To!