So let's quickly see what's happening in the Brown Tweet world.
The Browns discover the power of advertising...
Well, let's say a few local businesses should be feeling the love from Kody and Krew's fanbase...they hope...
Call me silly, but I bet Kody wrote this particular tweet. How much furniture can this broad need?
Robyn: ( with sad face) Oh Kody, I never had a Modern Romantic Bedroom suite from Jonathan Adler in my first marriage...
Kody: All my wives have a Modern Romantic Bedroom suite from Jonathan Adler!
Christine: Uh, no they DON'T!
Janelle: Kody, at the rate you're spending money, we are going to OWE money to TLC next season!
Meri: Robyn is the sister wife I always wanted!
Christine and Janelle: ( in unison) WE KNOW!
Notice how Kody carefully calls Lindo Michoacan his favorite and not Janelle. But you got to admit, nothing beats a good guacamole! So next time I'm in Vegas ...
Let's see if I got this right: 1) Mention name of business 2) Say how much you love it and/or ask reader to check it out 3) Describe the quality of the merchandise/atmosphere/prices.
Unfortunately, they left out 4) SOUND CONVINCING
And then there's Meri who sounds like she just can't be bothered:
I guess Meri didn't like her hostess gifts for hosting that marathon Pampered Chef online party after all. She didn't even try to shill that LIV stuff, either.
Major Sales Failure ! You can't make money with an attitude like that! How do her sister wives stand her?
The Browns On The Road Again ( and Again)
Where's a pigeon when you need one?
Looks like Meri's not afraid to go to Utah. Why do I get the feeling she is the driving force behind Kody's LIV success? To be fair, LIV's announcement said it was the Kody Brown Family and not just Kody Brown that had reached Senior Director level. Whatever that means...
By the way, I looked it up. First, why do MLM websites make everything so COMPLICATED TO UNDERSTAND? But here it is in black and white:
Step Five: Qualify for the Liv Free Car
- Build your Total Organizational Volume to $20,000 and qualify as a Senior Director
- Qualify for Liv Free Car Bonus ($300 in cash your first month of qualification, $700 after your lease or purchase your Liv branded car)
So I'm hoping that it's Meri driving the brand spanking new "company" car Kody picked up in Texas. And folks, if you need a good laugh, check out the dude lecturing and using a CRAYON to write. I know he was trying to make a point, but I just laughed myself silly watching him be so serious with a damn crayon!
http://www.livinternational.net/Opportunity/Rewards/LivFreeCarProgram.aspx
I guess you can say this is a benefit of plural marriage: You don't have to plan to include your husband on a road trip to Disneyland!
And Finally...
Well, to be honest, on my planet, no means no and get lost means get lost. And any fool who thinks different can explain it to the Jury at the trial.
But that's just me. I guess Meri and her offspring live on a different planet than mine. By the way, my planet is called Earth...
Well, that's all for now! Now you go put on those foil covered hats or whatever it is to protect yourself on this Friday the Thirteenth!
Back on the Planet Earth... Update 1/14/12
Guess who's celebrating their birthdays on Monday!! Guess who's throwing the partay!!!
I can't believe I didn't get an invitation! So do ya'll think she will make the cakes or buy them? And wouldn't it be funny if Meri's gift from Christine is one of those hair flowers from hairflowerdesign.com ? What gift would you send to Meri and Dayton for their b'day?
Just remember, I scour the Internet, so you don't have to!
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