I Scour the Internet: The St Patrick's Day Edition 3/17/12

Goodness Gracious, so much has happened to the Brown Family since we last met. The highs ? The announcement of a BOOK, coming out May 1st and written (cough, cough) by the Browns ! A birthday and every teen's most wanted item ! Another Co-Operation Detox Global Spectacular in Las Vegas ! And the low...(oopsy, my bad, WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE INSURANCE) a FENDER BENDER !

But first, do y'all like my new chapeau?

OK, let's get down to it, shall we?

Somebody had a birthday...

 Aw, the proud daddy tweets...

 Even Meri tweeted her birthday greeting...

 Of course, Robyn was not going to be left out...no way!

 And Aspyn has WHEELS!

 So what does Christine have to say about this?

All righty then...MOVING ON!
The Browns spared no tweets in getting the word out about the Globular Operation DeTox Spectacular happening last weekend. The Browns are finally understanding that Twitter is the #1 social medium to accomplish self-promotion on a global scale.

The obligatory tweet for a free meah, eh?

Guess Kody and Krew over-indulged, thus requiring a second tweet to followers no doubt...

But when Kody was involved in a fender bender on the freeway after a Operative Retox engagement (apparently in his LIV! Official Business Convertible), it was his travel companions who tweeted what a major bummer being in a fender bender can be. But at least Kody showed his concerned side:

If this chat is anything like his chat on dating, YIKES!

And Kody can show his short temper side when tweeting about a tiny little mistake he made. He is, after all, Mr. Perfect and is above any type of reproach, particularly any that shows his not so perfect human side...

Well, to quote Forrest Gump, 'Stupid is as Stupid does'.

On the subject of Forrest Gump, here's Kody doing his best imitation of Sally Field accepting her Oscar...

Well, OK, so not exactly Oscar worthy, but you get my point...


Of course Kody is still out to show how great a dad he is, but next time Kody could you sound a little more enthusiastic? Like you did when talking about guacamole?...Just saying.

Now, I've noticed that Robyn has 13,171 followers on twitter. Meri is close behind with 13,028. Not bad, but  not good when you consider Rosie O'Donnell has 410,217 followers, Andy Cohen (Bravo TV exec) has 667,852 followers and Anderson Cooper (son of Gloria Vanderbilt) has a whopping 2,285,171 followers ! So the Browns are small potatoes. But surely there are enough readers here that can nudge Meri's numbers past Robyn's, right? What d'ya say?

And remember, I scour the news so you don't have to!