UPDATE 3/22/12!! I Scour the Internet: The Second Day of Spring Edition 3/21/12

Spring is here, so where's the Sister Wive's show? And as noted by Sandra (another intrepid SWB poster), what the heck is 'Niecy Nash doing in the Sister Wives time spot?

Now, even though we are sure Sister Wives is coming back - maybe even in time for the Summer Solstice ( LMAO) - it will be interesting to see if they stay in the same timespot. Here's a  Lourdes prediction: If Sister Wives is on some obscure weekday at an even more obscure broadcast time, chances are good there won't be a season 5.

But Peeps Love Sister Wives, Right???? Heck Yeah !!

Just don't overtax my already taxed out DVR, OK TLC???

So what kind of tweet traffic has been going on since last week?

Looks like the Browns (and their motley #1 fan crew) have been 'gently' urging their thousands of fans to show up for the Salt Lake City version of the Las Vegas shindig, where they can watch their favorite poly family shilling their Co-Operation Detaxification Let's get SkinneySisterwives Non margaritas. You know, I even saw a couple of testimonials from fans who actually ingested that stuff and lived to talk about it later. But ya gotta wonder (like I do) whether Kody will show his face in Salt Lake City. Hey Kody, you can cross the stateline in disguise - maybe  as Hugh Hefner?!? Sunglassses and smoking jacket is all you need! You can even borrow my shades (for a fee, of course)!

But back to reality....

Seems poor old Solomon Grundy  Kody got caught in a major Twitter faux pas by a fan, who twitted:

Say whut? Say it isn't so, Kody. Like, how doofus are you? Geez, polygamy may have multiplied your lovin' but it sure messed up your smarts. What do you have to say for yourself?

YIKES! So was that your philosophy when you were 'courting' Robyn? Or is that what a polygamist  says to himself when he's with the next wife on the rotation list?

Too bad the above tweet was not the Kodster's real answer.  Kody has to be Kody, so his answer has to have that typical Kody arrogance mixed with child-like innocence:

Uh, huh...Can you spell B U S T E D ??? But the question remains: Which wife was the ONLY wife on Kody's twit list. Was it traveling Meri? Nose to the financial grindstone Janelle? Laidback to the point of being horizontal Christine? Or Robyn, the Las Vegas NV Queen of Baby Ovens ?

Well, this one was a hard nut to crack. But fortunately, @K not only tweeted Kody, she tweeted a separate message to Janelle - whose reply no doubt was inspired by the Great, Late Tammy Wynette - please,  could somebody crank up Stand By Your Man on the old victrola?

So Kody only had ROBYN on his list. And Janelle unsurprisingly stands by her goofy headed baby daddy (and Part-Time Lover). GAG ME WITH A SPORK!

Just when you think it's safe to go back on Twitter, Meri and Kody decide to play it cute:

I can just imagine them sitting together, giggling like teenagers as they twit this stuff. Well, at least they are getting better at self-promotion, while sounding like they are having fun...well at least Meri sounded like she was having fun.

So what's been up with Christine? Last week she was squinting and hurting, this week she goes on a dinner date with her Kody and Aspyn:

What, no mexican food? Bet Kody was happy about that! Wait a minute, I'm getting mixed signals. Was this restaurant in California or was just the pier? Next time, give us a street like Kody does! AND let us know how good it was! We like to read that kind of stuff on twitter!



Hey what's Robyn been up to lately?

Ah yes, sharing parenting tips with the Dargers. And once they become grownups, they will learn that it's better to be feared than loved. Ask any despot or fundamentalist mormon man (independents included) - they swear by it.

But then Robyn carries the Darger lovefest a little too far with a fan:

Holy Moly! What are you thinking? Do you get a commission for 'suggesting' fans read a rival's (yes RIVAL) book before purchasing yours? Honey, learn from the Dargers. They sell DARGER and only DARGER 24/7.  Sheeesh!!

Last but not least. Rosie O'Donnell learned that her talk show had been cancelled after only six months on the air. Meri and Janelle tried to cheer Rosie up.

Now THAT's a dinner party I would like to attend! Maybe she'll take the entire Brown family on one of her cruises! Hey, that's a good idea - Cruises for Polygamists! Looking for a Sister Wife? Meet the wife you always wanted on our Cruise Ship! CRUISE LIKE A POLYGAMIST!

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3/22/12

Now this is interesting. Seems that wonderfully cryptic tweet from Christine (while sitting on a pier) can be explained by  wonderfully enthusiastic tweets from daughter Aspyn...

Seems like a nice long vacation in the happiest place on earth...Makes you wonder...why now and will Robyn ever get to go with Kody to the happiest place on earth, too?

Wouldn't it be funny if Kody's and Meri's (and possibly other wives too) trips to Disneyland will be edited together to seem like the entire family vacationed at the same time? Not to mention they are probably killing two birds with one Kodestone - if this was a school week, maybe the parental units are being filmed visiting colleges/universities, which would explain the presence of Aspyn.

Let's discuss this, shall we?


So that's all for now, and remember, I Scour the Internet so You Don't Have To, everybody! (I hate ending a sentence with a preposition!)