I Scour the Internet: Today is "Becoming Sister Wives" Day 5/1/12 Edition

Lourdes enjoying her tassel

Anyone who has been following the Browns on Facebook or Twitter knows that today, May 1st 2012, their long awaited book 'Becoming Sister Wives' officially goes on sale. I don't know about you, but I'm looking forward to see just how many idjits (that was intentional to protect the innocent) actually fork out the dough for a copy.

I even heard through the 'grapevine' that Cynical Jinx (MS. JINX if you're nasty) not only pre-ordered a copy, she requested 1 day shipping! I guess she's still shell-shocked from the feedback on her epic post on the Brown's inability to dress appropriately for their public appearances. But really, Ms. Jinx, 1 day shipping? Wouldn't 2 day shipping suffice?

Since I 'went there', I wish to go on record that I see nothing wrong in wearing worn out jeans to the Titanic Exhibition. I do draw the line at someone (who shall remain nameless, Meri) wearing the same sweater and blouse twice in a 72 hour time frame. Sorry if that's mean but it's just me, OK?

Since we are on the heated subject of FASHION and LOOKING GOOD, we have two sister wives tweeting to their fans recently. One was asking for help, the other just for the hell of it. I wonder, did they see Ms. Jinx' posting ? Hmmmmmm....

Let's check it out, shall we?

Wow, not only was Christine concerned about her appearance, she had someone do her hair and makeup for a shoot! I wonder if it was a promo for the show, or for the book? Either way, I can't wait to see what she looked like. Let's just hope she didn't get the same lady who worked over Alexis Bellino (you know, Real Housewives of Orange County) when Alexis was in Vegas. Oh my!

Janelle sent a shout out for help a few days ago...

Whoa! A seamstress? Why does Janelle need a seamstress? Are the sisterwives looking into uniforms perhaps?

Now that's a frugal and smart lady for you.  Instead of investing thousands of dollars for a new temporary wardrobe, Janelle wants to have her current wardrobe altered so she can look her best. Maybe in the meanwhile she will influence her sisterwives into updating their wardrobe from the sweaters to something more fashionable, not to mention appropriate for 100+ degrees in summer.  Hey, they could even have a day shopping segment on the show! Your welcome, TLC Sister Wives producer!

Remember back a couple of months when Kody was tweeting how Super Sol was trying to talk and was trying to sit up by himself at a photo shoot? And of course, proud Mommie Dearest Robyn loving how Super Sol wakes up each morning singing to himself?

Well, Christina's Truely has totally trumped Baby Sol! Look what she did !!! Take THAT Super Sol!!

And she's only 2 years old, too!

On Saturday, Meri and Kody winged their way to Mexico. How do we know this? By the tweet from Meri, of course!

Hmmmm.....I wonder what Robyn's going to do with Kody out of the country with Meri?

Haha! So when Kody drops out of the picture, Robyn drops out of town to visit her parents. But something is bugging me: ROBYN WHAT WORK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT HUH???? So did she take her kids with her, or what? Hmmmmm.....

I ventured over to the Official Brown Family Website today. Lo and Behold, it's now in TECHNICOLOR and the LIV link is working again. Only problem, the testimonies are rather overshadowed by those red carpet photos of the Browns not looking so svelte we saw last week. And Kody chugging that green stuff from the Voss bottle was beyond gross. Not to mention that stuff is really expensive! But I have a question. Meri can't stand mint, but that green stuff is mint flavored. So, did she finally overcome her aversion?

What do you think?

That's all for now, and remember, I Scour the Internet so You don't have to!