Yes, my mission is to bring to you the sordid, the bleak, all the crap...I mean stories that most reporters refuse to touch with a ten foot pole. I will go to places that even Cynical Jinx refuses to enter! And my intrepid comrade, Antoinette La Taupe, will infiltrate even lower. So you're covered. If there is a story, we will find it. It doesn't matter how banal, how ludicrous, how downright stupid and juvenile - WE WILL NOT LEAVE ONE INTERNET PAGE UNCLICKED. Be it on Twitter, or Facebook, or even Sister Wives Blog itself, we will report it! All for you. Don't you feel special?
November 8, 2011
Major Robyn Twitter Faux Pas making the news! Brown Family
Yes folks, you got it. Apparently SOMEBODY allowed Missy Robyn to start tweeting again, and what happens? Well, let's put it this way...Sister Wives Blog isn't the only place on this planet that reports on twitter tweets!
As initially reported by that juggernaut of news, E! Online, the Brown family has not been exactly the one big happy family they want to portray on TV. In fact, bullying (as revealed in a recent episode) of Robyn's dear children has left Mommie Dearest Robyn at her wit's end. I know, that can't be possible, but listen to this - Mommie Dearest actually tweeted that "Just to clarify, I do not tolerate my kids getting bullied. I ended my first marriage because of abuse. My kids come first ALWAYS."
Oh dear, Mommie Dearest, I hope no one else remembers that you have allowed your children to visit your former (
LMAO, looks like somebody did remember, because another intrepid blogger (no relation to Antoinette by the way) at Gather.com asked the question "...Would they really be allowed to stay with someone who was abusive?" And even some of our own resident commenters posed the very same question! What say you now, Mommie Dearest?
Guess we will never know - well not from the Brown Gang. You see, the tweet has MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEARED from Mommie Dearest 's timeline. How convenient. Probably for "security" reasons.
Read more: http://www.eonline.com/news/sister_wives_robyn_brown_i_ended_my/274044#ixzz1dFkhMtcT
http://celebs.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474980741035
FOOD FOR THOUGHT
11/9/11
Does anyone think it's kind of creepy that a thirty something adult woman befriends a 16 year old girl? And sends said teenager tweets way late in the evening? Isn't it enough to have the teen shill that diet stuff to her friends, but to encourage her to do so late into the night, on a school night? Where's that teen's mother? (We already know where the father is and it ain't where he needs to be that's for damn sure). Wouldn't she be concerned? Would you be concerned? Hint: The teen isn't one of Janelle's.
And now here's the latest from Antoinette La Taupe, reporting deep behind enemy lines.
Antoinette here. Well, last night was kind of crazy on the Facebook Official By Invitation Only And Only Good Positive Thoughts About Kody Brown Family fanpage. Seems Facebook is not big enough for two Brown Family fanpages. And if you make the foolish mistake and say anything CLOSE to the words I LIKE BROWN you get attacked. I mean really attacked, to the point of one fanpage (yep the hoity toity We are close friends of the Browns one) commandeering their mighty troops to get the other fanpage taken down by Facebook for "violations". Get this, even though the "Official" fanpage has an admin masquerading under the moniker "Kody Brown" they want to bring down the other fanpage for having a rude admin,who had the audacity to delete inflammatory comments left by the minions of the "Official" fanpage. And they have SCREEN PRINTS to prove just how rude that admin was. Mon Dieu.
Thank you Antoinette! Maybe next time you can tell us if they ever found that pesty rodent they had. Sounds like it's still a bit nasty from droppings over there!
Many thanks to Caramel Brownie and Crazy Cookie!!
11/11/11 (Do you know this only happens once every 100 years?)
November 11, 2011
Ashton Kutcher: My Tweets Will Now Be Monitored
Poor Ashton. In the heat of the moment, he let loose an "ill-considered pro-Joe Paterno tweet" and has now decided to let his production company do the tweeting on his Twitter account.
Perhaps Robyn the Mommie Dearest should take note and learn from Ashton's example? We're just saying...
Read more about Ashton's aha moment here: http://www.eonline.com/news/ashton_kutcher_my_tweets_will_now_be/274426
MORE FOOD FOR THOUGHT
Has our favorite rottweiler from hell fallen from favor with the #1 sisterwives twit-ter?. Scanning casually through their following list, that crackiswhack entermnt personality is not listed, and plaintive public tweets go unanswered. Maybe the #1 sisterwives twit-ter prefers the color pink after all. Hey - sending you a DM....LOL!
And on the topic of tweets: Seems Meri and Mommie Dearest have joined forces and will be having a - you better sit down - a Pampered Chef party!
I do love Pampered Chef crapola. In fact, on top of my fridge in an unopened box, is the Pampered Chef Easy Accent Decorator I purchased in 1998! So make sure you scurry on over to twitter, and order up some useless, overpriced kitchen gadgets and help our Sister Wives gals get those fantastic hostess gifts!
Many thanks to Joanne!
Antoinette La Taupe here. Well, a major skirmish is over, with the Facebook Official By Invitation Only And Only Good Positive Thoughts About Kody Brown Family fanpage reigning supreme over an upstart fanpage that dared to challenge their monopoly.
Facebook was apparently not big enough to handle both, and the upstart is no more. That's right, the fanpage has disappeared into Facebook hell. But not to worry, we hear there is another upstart rising on the horizon. I will monitor for tell-tale signs (mainly comments from KB demanding WHO ARE YOU?) that another pissing war - oops I mean turf skirmish is in the making!
Many thanks to Caramel Brownie
Well, that's all for now. This is Lourdes Ritz-Carlton signing out. Remember, I scour the Internet for Sisterwives news so you don't have to!
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